A few days ago, my 2 year old daughter was trying to open spray bottles I use on her hair. I was observing her, intending to stop her if she was successful in opening the bottles. All of a sudden, she exclaimed, "Oh, come on! Don't do that!"
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Children will listen. Luckily, any more severe words coming out of my mouth due to frustration with inanimate objects have taken place out of earshot of my daughter.
What have you caught your kiddo saying that they learned from you?